OmegaFalacy

So, I've basically just been milling around recently and doing boring school stuff and working on a podcast with muh friends but I'm really trying to push and get more active here because this is THE coolest place on the internet, duh. I recently got a position doing a bi-weekly creative writing series to be published in a couple magazines that get passed around my tiny suburb town back home some I thought I might start by posting those installments here and seeing if I don't get COMPLETELY laughed at. My first bit is due in about three weeks, so expect it around then and wish me luck!

So, I was looking over my submissions today and notice all but a few have mature content warnings...I kinda just throw those on to be safe...I got a very intimidating message from admins before for not doing it so, I don't really wanna take another chance. *_* Also, I needa write more..gettin' rusty...and that damned Hasoe123 asshole is still getting away with stealing peoples' submissions. e.e Check his profile, help me out if you can identify any of his arts.

Bitches piss me off, you know? You ugly, lonely ass ho's Misery loves company, the old story goes. But I'm tired of this shit, these bitches really make me sick; You need to get a life, instead of hoppin' on my dick. Talking shit behind our backs; Teeth fucked up, hair in naps. Tainting the good woman's head; This is the type of shit I dread. You silly bitches piss me off; I can't even form a rhyme. 'Cause when I think I'm truly happy; Bitches ruin it every it every time. From loud ass lying snitches, To stupid fat bitches, With skin so fucked up, it flakes off when it itches. All the Essex sluts and this DSL cunt, Who piss a